cameoappearance:

pervocracy:

- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

(via snarkydiscolizard)

samosevie:

Jodie Whittaker by Rozette Rago for The New York Times (2018)

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latenights:

Do you ever just want to pack up and leave out of the blue without saying anything to anyone like just leave and start a new life

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wynx-hates-pedos:

autumn-anti:

what prision should be 4:

• rapists
• pedophiles
• murderers
• abusers

what prision shouldn’t be 4:

• non-violent drug dealers
• drug addicts (who need help + support, not prison time)
• protesters/activists
• poc who get arrested 4 doing things white people would never get arrested 4 doing
• rape/incest/abuse/etc victims who kill their attackers (self defense)
• homeless people who are just chilling + not doing anything illegal (like a homeless person is just sleeping + the cops arrest them 4 some dumb reason)
• a lot of people, actually (ex. people who steal like a single apple bc they’re starving, people who take animals from abusive owners, squatters, undocumented immigrants with no/minor criminal records, prostitutes + sex workers, poor people, the mentally ill, etc)

The fact that this post is controversial on tungle dot hellsite says a lot about the site’s political environment.

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victorianburrito:

intoasylum:

as a kid:

now: 

LISTEN

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thebelchers:

You’re in eighth grade?

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too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

(Source: fruitgushers, via queerbeerz)

flawlessbeautyqueens:

Tessa Thompson — Rodarte FW18

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oliviafuckingpope:

#THIS SORCERY BLEW MY DAMN MIND WHEN I WAS LITTLE

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painthriller:

me when i make stefan take the job and colin tells me i chose the wrong path

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thiccestybutolder:

I see a little silhouetto of a man

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